I’m back, jerks

thechamberlainwitch:

winchesterbrothernumber1:

I totally had a girlfriend while I was gone. 

Good for you, I’m glad you did.

Actually, I had like 3 


I’m back, jerks

thechamberlainwitch:

winchesterbrothernumber1:

I was just asking about your life. I’m still single, if you wanted to know. I know you didn’t ask, but sometimes people don’t want to ask the tough questions. 

Of course you are, you don’t do relationships, I didn’t have to ask, nor was I going to. What you do with your life is your business, not mine.

I totally had a girlfriend while I was gone. 


I’m back, jerks

thechamberlainwitch:

So what’s the big deal? Everybody’s happy 

I was just asking about your life. I’m still single, if you wanted to know. I know you didn’t ask, but sometimes people don’t want to ask the tough questions. 


I’m back, jerks

thechamberlainwitch:

winchesterbrothernumber1:

How was I supposed to know? You never talk to me about him. 

You never asked 

Didn’t exactly care. 


I’m back, jerks

thechamberlainwitch:

It was never a fling 

How was I supposed to know? You never talk to me about him. 


I’m back, jerks

thechamberlainwitch:

winchesterbrothernumber1:

Interesting. I thought that was just a fling.

Oh please. 

What?


I’m back, jerks

thechamberlainwitch:

Right. His name is Kit, and yeah, we are. 

Interesting. I thought that was just a fling.


I’m back, jerks

thechamberlainwitch:

[Shrugs] Nothing, everything’s pretty much the same. And you? 

Oh, I had 3 kids, saved the world twice and invented a new dance craze, nothing much. Are you and what’s his face still together? Kit-Kat or something? 


I’m back, jerks

thechamberlainwitch:

I’m pretty sure that’s not what it translates to but alright… 

What is new with you?


I’m back, jerks

thechamberlainwitch:

Excuse me? 

What I mean is, I missed you tiny.