I totally had a girlfriend while I was gone.
Good for you, I’m glad you did.
Actually, I had like 3
I was just asking about your life. I’m still single, if you wanted to know. I know you didn’t ask, but sometimes people don’t want to ask the tough questions.
Of course you are, you don’t do relationships, I didn’t have to ask, nor was I going to. What you do with your life is your business, not mine.
I totally had a girlfriend while I was gone.
So what’s the big deal? Everybody’s happy
I was just asking about your life. I’m still single, if you wanted to know. I know you didn’t ask, but sometimes people don’t want to ask the tough questions.
How was I supposed to know? You never talk to me about him.
You never asked
Didn’t exactly care.

It was never a fling
How was I supposed to know? You never talk to me about him.

Interesting. I thought that was just a fling.
Oh please.
What?

Right. His name is Kit, and yeah, we are.
Interesting. I thought that was just a fling.

[Shrugs] Nothing, everything’s pretty much the same. And you?
Oh, I had 3 kids, saved the world twice and invented a new dance craze, nothing much. Are you and what’s his face still together? Kit-Kat or something?

I’m pretty sure that’s not what it translates to but alright…
What is new with you?

Excuse me?
What I mean is, I missed you tiny.
